your lips're like sugahh...
1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name?
heck do I care...
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Oh this one I'm not telling...
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
man all were aunties and uncles...
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
oh please I'm a conservative bastard.
5. What body part do you wash first?
my head
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
whatever..
7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
Control my fart
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Huh?
9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
original.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
I get what you mean *uh huh wink*
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
never. my parents find it lame.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
why's everyone so hook'd bout driving...
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
hmm bleah :D
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
hmm...
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
that shoe.
16. In one word, describe your butt.
YUM, haha. At least its not FLAT like someone's...
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
never.
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Hmmmm can I choose megan fox? or hmm camilla belle? taylor swift? elisha cuthbert? kate beckinsale?
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Well to think bout it, there's no link at all, HA!
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
I did german lick, beat that.
gosh what's that...
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
this' lame...
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
my....
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
o' to maverick or to not maverick...
24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
call you mom.
25. How did you get one of your scars?
wtf, idk, got alot...
26. What was your childhood nickname?
wonderboy.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
that's pathetic, i got 3, what for must I play air...
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
Oh i entered a few times :P
29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving?
cook scrambled egg
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Ewww...
31. How do you eat your cookies?
I put it in my mouth, another friend, through her nose.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
yea, matches the bowtie...
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
chew a gum and stick it right inside my nostrils.
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?
oops sorry no chest hairs here...
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
yea i played elephant.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
34 1/2
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt?
Haha fuck that's disgusting, oh wait I sniffed my pet bird's mouth once when it dropped dead cause there was this white transparent liquid oozin from its mouth, and man it sure does smells...
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
everyday after shower :)
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
fold it nice-nice, 5 by 5, perfect square and bam, swipe it through my ass...Haaaa
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
A wedgie's pick-able? i see...
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
During grade school, I hated the school's first friday church mass, its so crowded, i just feel like punching everyone beside me, clustophobic of somesort...?
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
other than my brother's finger, hmm nah.
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
pull out my underwear and dip it into my friend's drink. bull...
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
not that I can think of...
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
I dont get it.
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date?
oh heck that'll be interesting.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
that'll be sure hell of a fun to watch...
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
lame...
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
i think so, i dont know...
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Oh yes please.
heck do I care...
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Oh this one I'm not telling...
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
man all were aunties and uncles...
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
oh please I'm a conservative bastard.
5. What body part do you wash first?
my head
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
whatever..
7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
Control my fart
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Huh?
9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
original.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
I get what you mean *uh huh wink*
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
never. my parents find it lame.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
why's everyone so hook'd bout driving...
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
hmm bleah :D
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
hmm...
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
that shoe.
16. In one word, describe your butt.
YUM, haha. At least its not FLAT like someone's...
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
never.
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Hmmmm can I choose megan fox? or hmm camilla belle? taylor swift? elisha cuthbert? kate beckinsale?
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Well to think bout it, there's no link at all, HA!
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
I did german lick, beat that.
gosh what's that...
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
this' lame...
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
my....
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
o' to maverick or to not maverick...
24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
call you mom.
25. How did you get one of your scars?
wtf, idk, got alot...
26. What was your childhood nickname?
wonderboy.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
that's pathetic, i got 3, what for must I play air...
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
Oh i entered a few times :P
29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving?
cook scrambled egg
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Ewww...
31. How do you eat your cookies?
I put it in my mouth, another friend, through her nose.
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
yea, matches the bowtie...
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
chew a gum and stick it right inside my nostrils.
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?
oops sorry no chest hairs here...
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
yea i played elephant.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
34 1/2
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt?
Haha fuck that's disgusting, oh wait I sniffed my pet bird's mouth once when it dropped dead cause there was this white transparent liquid oozin from its mouth, and man it sure does smells...
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
everyday after shower :)
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
fold it nice-nice, 5 by 5, perfect square and bam, swipe it through my ass...Haaaa
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
A wedgie's pick-able? i see...
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
During grade school, I hated the school's first friday church mass, its so crowded, i just feel like punching everyone beside me, clustophobic of somesort...?
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
other than my brother's finger, hmm nah.
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
pull out my underwear and dip it into my friend's drink. bull...
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
not that I can think of...
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
I dont get it.
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date?
oh heck that'll be interesting.
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
that'll be sure hell of a fun to watch...
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
lame...
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
i think so, i dont know...
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Oh yes please.
Oh and just a trial, practicin burning and dodgin, pretty handy tricks...
Out.
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